I Love MyElf

Okay, so you know that every year we get these two elves in my house named Dorie and Colleen, and they do crazy schemes every night if you sprinkle them with snowflakes and give them water and crackers. Well, the first year for crackers they liked Original Saltines. Then last year they liked Club crackers. Now this year they like...PRINGLES!?! Don't ask, they just do. So the first night, they were found in our dryer. That's when they arrived. Then, one night they were in the car, and then another night they poured flour all over the counter and made snow angels, and then today they gave us a movie A Christmas Carol and had watched it the night before, dragging our plush snowman into the act. They are some crazy elves...too bad they're NAUGHTY! hahahaha LOL

GMEA

A few months ago, we got to tryout for something called Honors Chorus, which is what the best singers in the state go to. This year, it was an ALL GIRLS' PARTY!! There was...

Stella
Juliet
Ashlyn
Savanna
Madeline
Katelyn
Lauryn
Jayda
Me
Savannah

at this thing. We sang songs by Andy Beck (who likes clapping and night songs...don't ask) and Nick Page (a guy who didn't write the songs but "arranged" them). As I said, Andy Beck likes clapping. That's why we sang his song: Clap Your Hands: Rejoice!. He also likes night songs, and that's why we sang O Moon! and the other group sang Fireflies. Katelyn even mentioned that the dude liked to clap and sing night songs. For Page, we sang some Handel song, Thanks Be To Thee and Scott Joplin's opera Treemonisha's song We're Going Around. For accompaniment we had a cello dude and an oboe woman. We got to eat for lunch the first day, Steak 'N Shake and for dinner we had Chili's. Yum. We may have gotten a BIT crazy...just saying...

Instrumental

Okay, so I just got into chorus about.....SEPTEMBER! It took me forever to actually think about posting on my blog. What's up with me? Have I forgotten about my blog? I'm sorry it took FOREVER, but now I'm getting back into the groove. So, I'm in the fifth grade which means in music, it's instrument year. I'm getting to do many instrument things:

1. I get to play recorders this year
2. I get to play the glockenspiel in one of our Christmas songs called Ain't That A Rockin'

I get to play the melody on my glockenspiel, and it's awesome sounding! On my recorder, it's just an activity for fifth graders that just teaches us to play the "flute-like thingy" like my friend says.

Life's Gotten Boring...What's There To Tell?

My life's gotten boring. Hasn't every body's? Nobody's got anything to tell. Getting bored? Go ahead, be bored. But listen to me. I may not be telling exciting things, but they're things so let's get on with it.


Lunch Talk 101

Have you ever had a lunch where when people are talking you're like, "Seriously? This is an eating establishment!" Then there are moments like these...


My family talked about this when we were at the Diner at Sugar Hill with my grandparents, my aunt (who I haven't seen in a year, {she works in California [I really wish she didn't!]} because she's working and living in California) were talking about nasty stuff:

The Many Stories of Throw Up

1) The Bucket of Joy
Apparently my mom threw up in a bucket on a ride when she was younger and the bucket was full of water. Some guy was coming up the ladder...AND THE BUCKET SPILLED ON HIM!
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2) The Green Scene
My parents were on a ride that goes back and forth. Some kid was getting green. "Ew!" thought Mom. The ride keeps rocking. The kid gets greener. Suddenly, HACK! The kid throws up. The throw up falls on people below!
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Before you go, "Hayden, that's gross!" just listen...



The Stories of Weirdness

You probably don't want to hear these...so I won't tell you about BOOM! Dynamite. That's gross. And people probably don't wanna hear that.


So...the moral of this post?


Life's gotten boring...what's there to tell?

New York...OH MY GOSH!

My parents went away to Vegas together for the weekend while me and my sister Belle got to go to Grammy and Grandy camp! Otherwise known as the Double G's Magical Mystery Camp. We had no clue what we were doing until Thursday: WE GOT TO GO TO NEW YORK CITY! It was awesome! Our Marriott hotel was in Times Square and it was great! Read about it now!

We got to the airport and said goodbye to my mom, and we got on the plane. After the 2 hour plane ride, we got into a taxi and checked into the hotel. Afterwords we did a fun little Midnight Chocolate shopping! We went to the world famous Hershey's chocolate store and I got a Statue of Liberty bear holding Hershey Kisses (which I happily started eating) and we went to bed.

The next day we went to the American Museum of Natural History and saw the Hayden Planetarium show called Journey to the Stars. It was really interesting. We then saw Lizards and Snakes ALIVE! a little exhibit with lots of cool lizards and snakes! In the video we saw there was a flying lizard and snake. Weird!

After the museum we had a horse drawn carriage ride through Central Park! The horse was a nice horse named Smoky. He loved Isabelle, and kissed her at the end of the tour. We saw cool things like the statue of Balto the Dog Who Saved Nome. We also saw the Central Park Zoo and other cool things!

The next day we went and saw really old 1900's boats and weird street performers where one guy shoved himself into a teeny box. It hurt just looking at him! We ate Haagen Dazs ice cream and we went on a cruise ship and saw the Statue of Liberty, Ellis Island, the Brooklyn Bridge, Chrysler Building, the Empire State Building, Governor's Island, Roosevelt Island and tons more! It was so cool! We also saw Mary Poppins, on Broadway that night! It was the most amazing show I'd ever seen! At the end, Mary Poppins flew over the crowd on her umbrella! We also played a game of Putt-Putt Golf together. The score was:

GRANDY: 306 (not really)
HAYDEN: 19
GRAMMY: 19
ISABELLE: 19

Today we left. I am really sad. I didn't want to leave New York City, but it was really cool.


THANK YOU MOM AND DAD FOR GOING TO VEGAS TOGETHER AND THANK YOU GRAMMY AND GRANDY FOR TAKING US TO NEW YORK CITY!

This Post Just Won the Angriest Post in the World for the World Record Book 2010

5th grade so far does not seem like a fun year this year for like a billion jillion reasons.

1. For the first time ever I got a MAN TEACHER!!!
2. NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE IN MY CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:-(
3. I didn't get the teacher I WANTED!!!!!!!!!!
4. This year is going to stink worse than my dad's shoes after a 5k


everybody else I know got either Mrs. Davis or Mrs. Morgan. Why can't I be lucky and get to join my friends? It seems like my whole group of friends are having a party in Mrs. Davis's class because literally (LITERALLY!!) everybody I know is in that class. Me? I'm being by myself in a class with some man teacher when I wanted a woman. The saying about life being unfair?
It's true.

It's Almost Time To Party...

Pump up the party 'cause your favorite four kids are back for the 10th year ever! That's right! HKAI 2010 starts Monday, July 12th!!! Rated PG for way too much awesomeness.

Did you like how I made HKAI 2010 sound like it was a movie? If it was, it'd be the #1 Movie in America. We'd be all famous, me, Anna, Kevin, Shalina, my mom and Belle. R U Ready for the most awesome news ever? KEVIN AND ANNA COME IN ONLY 2 DAYS AND MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!!!!


My last day of being single digits for the rest of my life is here, today, right now. This is the last time I'll spend the time 1:24, as nine. Wow...I'm getting sad...

The Mayfield Dairy

Today, after my mom's Weight Watchers meeting (Mom's doing AWESOME in that) we met my Grammy and my great grandmother, Mozzie to eat lunch at Arby's (America's Roast Beef Yes 'Sir! Not many people know that. Now you do) and then drove down to the Mayfield Dairy in Braselton. We looked around and bit and my mom found a cow print mouse pad. She called it a 'cow patty'. Everyone found that hysterical! Isabelle found this fancy ring that had an "I" on it, and she got it and she's been wearing it all day. We then went into the theatre and we watched a video about Mayfield Diary. It was interesting...then we had to put on...(you might want to act surprised just for me for this next part).................HAIRNETS!!! AAAAAAH! It was WEIRD FEELING!!! yeah...anyway...our tour guide was some guy named Al who also had the men wear BEARD NETS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAA! Poor men. Mom said she should have gotten one for Dad. That would have been HYSTERICAL!!! But she didn't. In the movie, they said that they started their first Mayfield Dairy 100 YEARS AGO IN ATHENS, TENNESSEE!!! That was a long time ago! Anyway Al took us to this room in the back and showed us how they clean the milk. They use this machinery to take out the unwanted flavors and odors. It was pretty cool. We also got to see how they get the milk from farmers everywhere from as far as Indiana. They had many different trucks. There was one from Florida that had a really weird saying about how Florida Milk Always Tastes Best! I thought they had the best orange juice. We then went to see how they bottle the milk. Instead of using plain old clear bottles they use yellow bottles that way the sun rays don't damage the milk. Plus we also learned that the "expiration date" on the bottle is the SELL BY date. The milk will last 10 to 5 days AFTER the sell by date. Mom said Dad wouldn't believe her. He's the type that he says, "Oh, it's the expiration date. Let's throw it out." Mom said Dad would find that useful information. At the end of the tour we got ICE CREAM!!! I got a COOKIES AND CREAM DOUBLE SCOOP!!! Oh, and also a really cool ORANGE T-shirt saying 'Life Is Short...Eat Dessert First!' with Mayfield Dairy at the bottom. Plus, two stick figures, a stick dog and a stick man were standing on the shirt and the stick guy was eating ice cream from Mayfield and his dog was drinking Mayfield Milk from a bowl. Then we left. I had a fun day at the Mayfield Dairy.

Death Awaits The Ones Who Do Wait

WHY IN THE WORLD CAN'T JULY 12th COME FASTER? ANNA AND KEVIN SHOULD BE HERE!! IF IT WERE UP TO TEAM HKAI, WE'D EITHER LIVE NEXT DOOR OR BE SIBLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:-(

HKAI 2010 Comes Monday and Hayden and the 10th Year Comes Sunday and Marco Island Adventure Comes Next Friday!!!!

Can you believe it? I'm almost 10 years old!!!! Sunday, July 11th is the day single digits will never meet me again on my birthday! Hurray! I soooooooo want an iPod Touch!!! That's my birthday gift I really hope I get!




UGH! Can Monday, July 12th get here any faster? My two best friends in the entire world, Kevin and Anna O'Flaherty are coming to my house for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday!!!! They are SO fun to play with! We always play Wii, Wizards, we watch TV together, we do board games, we go to the lake, we draw pictures, we play on Nintendo DS's, and other fun cool stuff!




Friday, July 16th is the worst and best at the same time. Here's why:

WORST: Kevin and Anna leave and we don't get to see them until July 2011 at their house
BEST: We leave to go to Marco Island, Florida

At Marco Island, our Grandy's (grandfather as in my Mom's dad) parents live there. I love going to see Great Grandma and Great Grandpa. I also love going to their apartment's pool and the BEACH!!! I love the BEACH! It's so pretty! I like swimming out to the sandbar and finding cool seashells and building sandcastles and digging your hands so deep in the sand you can't feel them anymore!!!! I can't wait!!!

GRRRRRRRRRR! >:-(

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The Revealing of the New Game

Sorry I forgot to give you guys the game on Saturday...I was busy...any way, are you ready for the revealing of the brand new weekly Hayden's Highly Hilarious Hijinks game? Okay...the game is.......scroll down for the answer





A QUIZ!


Every week you'll get a new quiz, then on Friday I'll post the winners!





Here is the first game quiz EVER!



Quiz #1, June 30th, 2010

And Your Question Is...


What video game is my favorite?


a. Wii Sports Resort (Wii)
b. Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter (DS)
c. MySims Kingdom (DS)
d. MySims Agents (DS)
e. Mario & Sonic at the Vancouver Winter Olympic Games (Wii)




Guess the right answer and you'll win 100 points! Try to guess by Friday, sorry you barely have any time, but hey, I can't help the fact I was busy! So if you want to answer just comment and say your answer. I'll see you Friday! Let's see at the end of July who's got the most points! Whoo hoo!

A New Kind of Hayden's Fun

Did you like the game, Family Feud I put on here? Well guess what's coming to Hayden's Highly Hilarious Hijinks this Saturday! A NEW WEEKLY GAME! Come back every week for a new question and we'll see who won! I'll keep track of your score! You get points for every question you got right!


If you got the 1st place answer you get 100 points
If you got the 2nd place answer you get 50 points
If you got the 3rd place answer you get 10 points
If you got nothing right, well 0 points. At the end of each week, on Sunday, I'll post the winners and the answers. Remember, do not rub your winning in another player's face. Thank you.

Come to my blog this Saturday for the revealing of the new game! And on Monday...THE GAME...CAN BE...PLAYED. So come back every week for a new game, come back Saturday for the revealing of the new game, and come on Monday to play the new game. See you Saturday!\


NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. COMMENT YOUR ANSWER ON haydenshighlyhilarioushijinks.blogspot.com. MANY WILL ENTER, ONLY 3 WILL WIN. SUBJECT TO OFFICIAL RULES AT haydenshighlyhilarioushijinks.blogspot.com. CONTEST ENDS EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AT 12:00 PM. PLAYERS CAN BE FROM THE 50 STATES EXCLUDING MAINE. VOID WHERE PERMITTED.

Sci-Fi PART TWO

Sorry I couldn't finish the post Sci-Fi yesterday, it was just so busy at camp. Okay, so I'm going to start with Monday, then Tuesday then Wednesday, and Thursday and Friday will be on another post, Sci-Fi PART THREE...


MARVELOUS MONDAY



On Monday, we did the owl pellets, like Sci-Fi PART ONE said, then we went to It's Electric! and we had balloon experiments. We had one experiment were two chairs held up a string with two balloons far away from each other. Me and MacKenzie were one group, so we took the wool cloth provided and rubbed it on the purple balloon. Then, because of the cloth rubbing the blue and purple balloons started to attract each other! Cool! Then, at another station you had a balloon and you poured water by the balloon into a bucket and the balloon would make the water bend! At another station, you took a balloon and you made Styrofoam packing peanuts float! Also you made paper circles float too.




TERRIFIC TUESDAY




First in our first class, Straight From The Owl's Mouth, remember how we were doing that owl pellet thing, and me, Maddie and MacKenzie sorted our bones and glued them on pieces of paper, then we identified which animal the bones belonged to and what part of the body it was. Then in our second class, we had a string of batteries taped together and we had a long wire with Christmas lights on it, and we connected the wire to both sides of the battery string and the lights glowed!



WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY



Today, we went to our first class, Meteorology Mayhem! and we made thermometers, anemometers, all the memometers on the Weather Channel. Then in Changes Happen, we made chemical and physical changes. We made a gooey object out of glue, food coloring and water with baking soda in it. It was really cool...then comes the story of Mr. and Mrs. Gooey and their sons, Goounior and Gooby...


MR. GOOEY AND HIS FAMILY

In Car Riders me and my friend Mia were playing with our goo. We named mine Mrs. Gooey (cause the green was lighter color) and hers Mr. Gooey (cause the green was darker) and they got married and had two children, their Goobamentary (Elementary) School son, Goounior and their Gooey State College son, Gooby. They lived happily in Goobtown, Goobington D.C. Mia thought they should be rich, so they were. They had a long line of products called Mr. Gooey; A Family Company like Mr. Gooey Body Moisturizing Pads, Mr. Gooey Pencils, Mr. Gooey Engagement Rings (Mia's idea). These fake Mr. Gooey commercials were on GOO Family (ABC Family) and Mia thought Mr. Gooey should have a TV show. So he did. The Weird and Magical Mr. Gooey was on GOO Family at 8/9c at nights so Goo children everywhere could watch it.



STAY TUNED FOR SCI-FI PART THREE! COMING FRIDAY, JUNE 18th!

Sci-Fi PART ONE

Today was the start of my school's Camp H.I.P.E. It's called Camp H.I.P.E because our school mascot is a wolf and wolves howl which is the same thing, plus it stands for Hypothesize, Investigate, Predict, Experiment. See? H-I-P-E! I'll tell you all the things we did today...


First, we went to Mrs. Christian's room to go disect owl pellets. My group was me, my new friends Maddie Garrett and MacKenzie Staples. We found 2 skulls. Maddie thought that there were two animals in the pellet. I was the one that pulled the bones out of the pellet, Maddie cleaned them, and MacKenzie was the observer. I have to go eat lunch now, but more details on Camp H.I.P.E are coming soon!

Two Really Weird Things

On Friday, I went with my friend Katelyn to Lake Lanier Islands. At the Chattahoochee Rapids ride, me, Katelyn, Lucas, and Juliet (we'd met up with her at the wave pool.) were standing in front of these two boys. Every time somebody passed us on the waterslide they'd yell, "I love you!" or "Have a wonderful day, sir/ma'am!" And one little boy passed them, his booty was scratching the slide. "Ow, ow, ow, ow!" He was yelling. One of the boys said, "Hey, cute stuff, what's your name?" The boy could say nothing but "Ow." The boy said, "I love that name! Did your parents pick it out for you?" They started laughing. Then, an old guy passed by and the boy said, "Have a wonderful day, beautiful." TO A MAN! Katelyn, Juliet, Lucas and I found that hysterical.

At the Splashdown! ride, me, Katelyn, Lucas, Juliet, Gabby and Zayta (we'd met up with them at the Fun Dunker) were listening to the Justin Bieber (he stinks) song playing on the speakers, and Katelyn told us a funny story about our friend Zechariah:


A Justin Bieber song was playing at school one day (at a peprally) and Zech says, "Is this Hannah Montana?" Katelyn looked at him and said, "No, this is Justin Bieber." Zechariah looks confused, "Is this a girl? Can Justin be a girl's name?" Katelyn stared at him, "No, this is a boy." Zech stared at her. "Then he needs voice therapy."

Far Away From The Big One Oh-Oh

My goal this year is to have 100 posts for this year! So far, only 29 as of just writing this one...and if that's bad enough, in 2008 I only had 6 posts and in 2009, I only went up a few to 18! I was a beginner no doubt and this blog is three years old on November 15th! Yea my blog! You guys are the only reason it's cool cause you actually believe my blog is cool! It's okay if you don't think so though, except if you want trouble...ha ha ha :-) But if you like my blog, you can add Hayden's Highly Hilarious Hijinks to your favorites list so you can hang on my blog anytime you want.

Summer Fun

Things we get to do this summer...


get to go to Marco Island, Florida
go to Lake Lanier Islands
hang at the dock
go tubing and ride in the boat
swim
play with friends
Kevin and Anna come to our house
NO SCHOOL! (always a crowd favorite)
play outside


AND MORE THINGS I CAN'T THINK OF!

Family Feud ANSWERS and the Moral of the Story; ERIN AND THE MEDAL!

Well, hello everyone I know you are very desperate to find out the top two answers in FAMILY FEUD! I went to Google and the top 2nd answer was:


2. Black!

If you said black, you are in second place! And the if you said the top answer, you won! The top answer is....


GRAY!

Congrats to all who played Family Feud!


THE MORAL


Now if you said the moral of the story Erin and the Medal was what is displayed down here, you're a winner!


THE MORAL WAS: honesty gets you everywhere.


Congrats to all who played and thank you for reading my blog!

From Hope's House...

I am at Hope's house. Hope is my BFFL, besides Flavia and Katelyn and Vivian and Paola and Jacqueline and Kevin and Anna and Elliot and...out of breath, but there's way more. She's awesome. She is a really great friend. If you look at that picture We're From A Play..., she's Miss Got Rocks. She thinks that picture is ugly. Sorry, it's not coming off my blog, Hopie!

From us to you....

Last night, me and Isabelle left a note for our fairies, Bracker and Tangle. After we wrote everything we needed to, we then said, "Can you tear off the bottom of this paper and leave this part at Kevin and Anna's house?" We gave them Kevin and Anna's address. And then, we woke up this morning and went to get the paper and our fairies had taken the letter to Kevin and Anna's house! Cool! Now, if you are Kevin and Anna, read on. If you aren't good bye.

FOR KEVIN AND ANNA ONLY:

Okay, so when you read this, comment if you wish, then you can go outside and try to find the note our fairies gave to you. Then you can write a note to them yourselves. Then you leave it outside with a pencil and they come during the middle of the night and they write to you! It's really cool. Now goodbye to all.

Uggghhh!

Can July come any slower? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Personally, I believe the months should go May, July, June. Because...I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF MY 9 YEAR OLD LIFE! I want to be 10! Plus, Kevin and Anna to come! WHY, OH, WHY CAN'T JULY COME FASTER? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Family 5k

SATURDAY, SATURAY, SATURDAY! Historic Buford 5K Rally! BE THERE, BE THERE, BE THERE!

Sorry if that started out weird, I just am a little weird. I think I get it from my dad. JK! :) Anyway, today was the Historic Buford 5K Race, and me, Mom, Dad, Grammy, Grandy, Mrs. Amy Wright, Mr. Wright, Erin, Katie, Isabelle, Christine and Ms. Tonya raced in it! And Erin got 2nd place in 10 Years and Younger group. I ran with my Grandy (Grandpa) and Isabelle ran with Mom and Dad, Grammy and Christine ran by theirselves. Erin, Tonya, and Amy ran together, and Katie and Mr. Wright ran together. It was a whole lot of fun.

The sad news? Erin feels like she really didn't win her medal. Read the story, Erin and the Medal down below to find out why:

Erin and the Medal

A TRUE 5K STORY

When Erin Wright got to the loop on the course, some guy was standing there. She was walking with Tonya and Amy, and the guy said, "Sorry, but you've got to go this way, since you're walking. No loop." Well, that's what Erin said he said. Anyway...so they went down the road the guy told them too, doo da doo da doo. And they cross the finish line with 23.00! And at the awards ceremony, Erin got 2nd place! But she didn't feel she deserved it. So she told her mom, Amy, to go give it back to the people. But the people didn't take it back. "Just keep it." They said.

The moral of the story is: well, you guess. Your comment is the answer you think it is. On June 11th, (the same day the Family Feud type game closes) the moral of the story will be posted on a post called: THE MORAL OF THE STORY: ERIN AND THE MEDAL.

Dang, Darn, the 2 D's Of Misery

Ugh! My mom has to work out at this place called PUR, and she has to send us to this dumb Kid Zone place. It's ages 4 months-10 years, and it STINKS! Nobody does anything, except glue their eyes to the television (which they're always showing baby movies like G-Rated movies.) Plus, the kids are always rough housing, and there's nobody I know, except Natalie Arlotta, my friend, who's there sometimes, and then my other friend Olivia, but they don't go every time. So all I have to do is sit and be bored. Ugh! And of course, Mom has to make me go there tonight at 6:35! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :-(

Some Family Feud Type Fun For Ya

WHY IN THE WORLD DOES SUMMER HAVE TO BE SO BORING!?!?!?!?!

Oh, hey peoples. If you're wondering why I said there's gonna be some Family Feud fun for you. Okay, the top three answers are on the thingy. Here's your question:



WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR COLOR FOR A CAR?


1.
2.
3.


If you want to answer, leave your answer with your comment. On June 10th, the poll is closing. You cannot comment after that day. Then, on June 11th, you come to the blog and the answers will be posted! Ready, set, FEUD!

1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare A Water Balloon War!

Today, was a really pretty day outside. So, me, my mom and Isabelle went and got sandwiches from Blimpie and went home. Mom got a picnic blanket and put it on the driveway. Isabelle brought out her WaterBalloony! Deluxe set of water balloons. So, we ate and then we got out the hose and blew up water balloons. Soon, we got to throw them at each other! Isabelle and I got soaked. Mom didn't. Then, we saved turtles and fish by cleaning up the balloon shards before they went down the drain that leads to the lake! Yea! We saved cute little baby turtles! Turtles, if you were wondering, are very cute. Or at least I think so. :)

Kevin

Kevin is my best boy buddy. I've known him since I was 5 months old, when my mom made up a Playgroup. Now, 10 years later, the O'Flahertys are the greatest friends we've ever had! Me and Kevin may be naughty sometimes, but we're really good friends. Our moms are crazy for cameras, and we have too many pictures...don't you agree? If you know Ginnie or Shalina, you'd know what I'm talking about...


If you want more info about me and Kevin, check out his post called Hayden on Kevin's Blog! On my Favorite Blogs list, click on Kevin's Blog and look on the post, Hayden, and Kevin will have posted more about me and him! :-)

Anna

Anna is my best girl friend. I've known her for her entire life. She may be 7 years old, and she's only in the 2nd grade, but I really love her. She's really funny too. When Anna was over at my house in February, she made up 2 imaginary friends, Poopa and Peeba. HA! Me and Isabelle had to crack up at that. Her birthday is January 18th, and I really love her. She's really cute too.

Saying Goodbyes

*Cry!* *Cry!* It's so sad that my sister, Isabelle, just graduated 1st grade and is leaving our loved Buford Elementary school! My mom is really sad she can't be apart of the school anymore, she's sad she's leaving and isn't PTO President anymore. She loved the last 5 years of being Pres. Now, we're both big kids and going to the Buford Academy, where it gets boring. Isabelle doesn't understand that the Academy isn't like the Elementary where it's an all day fun fest. At the Academy, sometimes it's a boring yawn day. We're leaving the fun behind...goodbye Fun Land!

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

Good afternoon, America, I'm Hayden Wiggs and you're listening to Wiggs News at 6:00. Our top story today is: Summer Things We Should Be Doing. Let's go to our reporter on the scene, which is still me.


Hi, I'm Hayden, again, and I'm going to tell you the story of: Summer Things We Should Be Doing Instead of Sitting Around The House All Day! Literally, my first two days of summer have been really boring. We've been doing nothing. Back to me again in the main thingy where we film Wiggs News at 6:00.

That's our story today. See you tomorrow on Wiggs News at 6:00 for our next story...which I don't know what that is. Goodbye.


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Wal-Mart
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I'm just making things up here, people.

yawn, yawn, YAWN!

Ugh, summer boredom! I am already looking forward to when school gets back in, so far my summer has been this:


yawn
yawn
yawn
yawn
YAWN!

I mean, really, can't we do something other than sitting at home all day? WHY, O'FLAHERTYS, WHY CAN'T YOU COME NOW AND STAY FOREVER!?!?!?!?!

PS: Comment, will you people?

Thank you for your cooperation. Get off the Internet safely. Bye.

Our Play and the Last Day of School Sadness

Are many of you wondering what SISB means? Well here's what it means:

Sadly
Its
Summer
Break

Sadly, it's that time of year when you get out of school for boring summer vacation. Not that all of it's boring, it's just I like to be busy. And while you're at school, you're busy. That's why I like school. You're barely ever bored. (except when the lesson is boring, but we're not going there today) But at home, sometimes there's nothing to do. Cause if you're like me and you're always loosing stuff, then you'd understand. Most of you people are very good, and don't get in trouble... But at school, my teacher was Ms. Davis. And until December 4th, our learning-to-be-a-teacher college student (who graduated in December 2009) Mrs. Pittman. Sadly, Ms. Davis is retiring, and none of the other kids are ever going to experience her magical fun powers. :-( And also sadly, one of our PE coaches, Coach Antwine, won't be there next year because of STUPID TEACHER CUTS! Ugh! We all hate those cuts. CURSE YOU TEACHER CUTS! Oh, you want to hear about Cinderella, our play, hmmm? Well, while I'm thinking of what to tell you... read the cast list!

CAST

Cinderella......Paola Navarro

Prince Charming......Elam Rothweiler

King Grumble-Knees......Clay Castleman

Greta Snaggle-Bones......Vivian Vo

Lulu Lolly......Jacqueline Burgos

Bella Bomb......Anayely Arroyo

Fairy Godmother......Hayden Wiggs

Mr. Sez-So......Aquaveun Johnson

Snitwick......Joan Molina

MICE

Nibbles......Mick Reese

Sweetie Pie......Yamileth Palacios

Cheese Head......Nick Diaz

Squeaky......Cameron Archer

Nosy......Ellis Zsoldos

Sam......Asa Jones

FANCY LADIES

Miss Hooty-Toot......Sarah Zubar

Miss Peeper......Myliah Brown

Miss Fuss Pot......Suzette Mejia

Miss Got Rocks......Hope Maiseroulle

CHORUS:

Blue......Baylee Taylor

Yellow......Amanda Padilla

Green......Armando Almazan

Red......Daniel Gonzalez

Orange......Crystal Padilla

Purple......Grant Gonzalez

Pumpkin......Jarod Riegel

Cinderella's Father......Jarod Riegel

Narrators......Hunter Akins & Adam Chambers

Finally, I know what to write. Okay, so the story is the same as that Walt Disney movie. Ratty old maid, Cinderella, can't go to the ball so she wishes for her Fairy Godmother and goes to the ball, loses her slipper, fits the slipper, marries the Prince...blah, blah, blah. But ours is FUNNIER!

Far away and long ago begins the tale of a sad and lonely girl named Cinderella, whom had become the slave of her cranky stepmother, Greta Snaggle-Bones, and her two whining demanding stepsisters, Lulu Lolly and Bella Bomb. Cinderella's life hadn't started out this way. She was a happy little girl with a loving mother and father. Her mother became very ill and passed away. Cinderella became even closer to her father. Then, Cinderella's father thought that Cinderella needed a mother. He was quite wealthy and a very good catch. The evil, but beautiful, Greta Snaggle-Bones, tricked Cinderella's father into marrying her, and the rest is history. Cinderella's father went on a mission for the king, and got lost along the way. He had been gone for many, many years, and Cinderella feared the worst. With him out of the way, her stepmother made Cinderella's life miserable. Cinderella's only friends were the mice who lived in the house. They loved her dearly, and worried constantly about her being so tired from working all the time. They usually snuck up into her room at night and comforted her as she cried quietly into the night. She cried because she missed her father, and longed for him to return and rescue her from the loneliness and drudgery of her life.

That's the beginning part the narrators, Hunter and Adam, said. If you want me too, I'll write a post that has the entire play on it. Look for that above this post!

The Last Day of School...HURRAY! Summer Chores...BOO.

Hurray, hurray, hurray! The last day of school is tomorrow! I AM SO EXCITED!


Why I Am Happy

Because, when we get out of school....KEVIN AND ANNA COME! WE GO TO MARCO ISLAND! WE PLAY AT THE LAKE! MY BIRTHDAY COMES! :-D


This Just In...Bad News About Summer!

What's the bad news you ask? Summer chores! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! :-(

Talented Award Winning Child

Yesterday at my school's Talent Show, I got two awards! I got on the 'A Honor Roll' which means I got all A's on my report card all this year! Yeah! Also, I got a Technology Award, which means I did really good in that special! Yeah! I smart-smart!

WiiMailing Fun

Okay, so people, I just found out you can email from your Wii! WiiMailing is so cool! I already have my friend Katelyn and my other friend Cameron and Kevin and Anna registered! Coolness, I know.

The Terrible Tragedy and TVR Photos!

Me and Elliot Showing Off Elliot's Bacon Birthday Cake


It Was A Breakfast Ride, The Day it was Elliot's Birthday, So Me, Chris, Cassie, and Arabella Made Elliot A Bacon Birthday Cake!

Me In The Funkhana With Kermit, My Horse

I Take A Picture Of Elliot While He's Taking A Picture Of Me Taking A Picture of Him

Best Friends Forever!

This year, I hate to say it but I can't describe my trip! Wanna know why? CAUSE THERE WAS WAY TOO MUCH GOOD STUFF TO REMEMBER! Sorry folks who wanted to know about my trip, but I'm really sorry, Elliot especially. At least there are pictures!

Just Chilling With The Family!

Bob's Bathtub Is Not The Kind Of Bathtub You Want To Bathe In! YUCK!


"I'm Queen of the Pool!"

Even Professional Cowboys Need A Nap After A Long Ride in the Wild West!

The Waiting is ENDLESS!

My goodness, will next Friday never come? It's been years it feels like since I've been in Tanque Verde Ranch in Tuscon, Arizona! My waiting is endless, and I can't believe though it's next week! Yeah! Except the waiting part, that kills my enthusiasm.

Wear Green, Find Gold

My school system's Elementary school (the school my mom is the PTO (PARENT TEACHER ORGANIZATION) President of) holds a Wear Green Find Gold at the Chick-Fil-A by the Mall of Georgia, which the Warnstroms, friends of my mom's, own. Everyone from the Elementary through my school, the Academy goes and has a blast. You wear green to find a golden ticket hidden under your tray liner. I usually play with the PTO Vice-President, Ms. Tanya's (my mom's friend and my friend, Hope's mom) girl, Hope, who's my age and is in my class. She was there when I got my precious treasure, Zora! We love my lizard, and she's literally the only subject we talk about. Have I lost you? Sorry. Anywho, getting back to the whole Wonka's Golden Ticket thing, when you turn in your golden ticket, you get a prize. They're usually really cool prizes, so I'm wearing green to find gold! I am planning on wearing my St. Patrick's Day shirt I got from Old Navy last week. It's green and it has Peanuts' little yellow bird, Woodstock on it wearing a leprachaun hat holding up a sign saying This Is My Lucky Shirt!

Isabelle's Birthday Tomorrow!

My sister Isabelle is turning seven tomorrow, so everybody be sure to wish her a Happy 7th birthday!

Missing My Friends and Me, Isabelle, Kevin and Anna's Big Wish

It has been days since my best friend Anna and her mom, Shalina, left my house. I miss them SOOOOOOOO bad! I wish Anna, Kevin (Anna's brother and my best friend) me and my sister Isabelle were brother and sisters so we could see each other everyday and be together. We'd get along really well since we're the best of friends and we've known each other our entire lives. We'd all share a room, and stay up all night telling stories, laughing and having a good time. We'd all go to the same school system as well. Anna and Isabelle are both in 1st grade, so they'd be in the Elementary school together and maybe in the same class. Kevin is in the 3rd grade, and I'm in the 4th grade, but me and Kevin would still be in the same school, the Academy. And when we got home we'd do our homework then play endlessly until bedtime. Our family would also have a lot of pets, my lizard Zora, my two dogs Stitch and Gracie, and Kevin and Anna's dog Ellie. Another thing that would be great if me, Kevin, Anna and Isabelle were siblings, is the fact we would be probably the only siblings in the history of the world that would get along as well as we would. That ought to be something our parents would love! Another thing, is that during the summer time, we'd get to play in Lake Lanier together, for my family lives on a lake house on Lake Lanier. We'd also get to celebrate our birthdays together. We'd have a party for Anna on January 19, have a party for Isabelle on March 3, have a party for me on July 11, and have a party for Kevin on October 5. We'd all give each other homemade presents from the heart and we'd all have a group hug. Then, we'd all write stories together. We'd come up with ideas all together and create them into one big story and then we'd print it out and read it to our family. We'd all have dinner together too. We'd even play fun games together. First we'd play Isabelle's favorite game, Princesses, then Anna's, The Best of Charades for Kids board game, then Kevin's, Wizards, then lastly mine which is Wii. We'd also all share the Wii we have. We'd all make our Miis by ourselves and since we'd have four Wii remotes, we'd all play the games together. We'd play Kevin's de Blob game, Anna's Cooking Mama World Tour game, Isabelle's WiiSports and mine WiiSports Resort. We'd all play nicely. Then we'd play two player games on the Wii, and we'd all play one game together. It'd go Kevin and me, Anna and Kevin, Isabelle and Anna, Kevin and Anna, Anna and me, and Kevin and Isabelle. It'd be lots of fun. We'd all get our own laptops and we'd chat together. That is my biggest wish that I hope will come true!

How To Make Your Wish Come True?

Hello people! Now, I was thinking, I have a wish that I really want to come true. So when you comment on this post, tell me how you make your wishes come true. Maybe if I use your methods to make your wishes come true, maybe mine will come true! SO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!! Thank you.

A Fun Girls' Weekend!

On Friday night, at 6:30, my best friend Anna who I've known her entire life came with her mom, Shalina! They were coming to celebrate Anna's birthday by coming to the American Girl Doll Store here in Atlanta, since there is no store there in North Carolina. They came and Anna, me and my sister, Isabelle played together on Friday on our DS's playing Mario Kart DS; DS Download, Nintendogs Bark Mode, Pacman VS. and PictoChat until dinner, pizza from Domino's, was ready! We watched the 2010 Vancouver Olympic games; Men's Curling. We then gave Anna an envelope including a 'Happy Birthday, Anna!' card and a story by Isabelle called The Mystery of the Creaking Doorway. Anna loved the story. Anna got out her toy Wizards Of Waverly Place wand and I read them a story I wrote with Anna, me, Isabelle, and Anna's brother Kevin (my best friend I've known since I was 9 months old) in it called Young Wizards: Magic Awry, and whenever their characters said a spell, they used the wand to cast it on either me, Anna, Isabelle or the Invisible Kevin. We then all went to bed, but not really to bed. We played DS's, and I told them funny stories with villians who blow up with TNT, which everyone thought was hysterical. Isabelle then dozed off, and me and Anna stayed up, creating her imaginary friends. Being the funny Anna she is, Anna made two of her imaginary friends be named Poopa (real name Jacob) and Peeba (real name Gracie). Me and her died laughing, but my mom and Ms. Shalina came up and made us go to bed.

The next day, I went to my friend Katelynn's birthday party while Anna and Ms. Shalina went to the American Girl Doll Store with their friends Suzanne and Avery. After my party was over, we met up with Anna and Ms. Shalina at the store. I got my doll, Kit's ears pierced, and Isabelle got her doll, Rebecca's hair put into 2 braids. Since we can go to the American Girl Doll Store whenever we want since we live only 30 minutes away and Anna can't, she got things done to her doll, Jane but didn't get anything done to her other doll, Lanie. When she was there with Suzanne and Avery she got her Just Like Me doll, Jane's hair put into ponytails, and when we got there after Suzanne and Avery left, Anna got her doll Jane's ears pierced. We then looked around at the cute American Girl outfits, and all three of us girls got these cute red shirts with a square of 9 stars with 3 diagonal ones white and the rest silver, and on top of the square it said American Girl ATLANTA. We even got matching shirts for our dolls. We then left, and Anna rode with us and we all watched Kit Kittredge, An American Girl on the way home. We then went downstairs and played 'Food Time' until dinner was ready, then went back downstairs and played 'Princesses' until it was time for bed. This time, we actually went to bed this time.

The next day, (TODAY) we all woke up and put on our red AMERICAN GIRL ATLANTA shirts with long sleeve white shirts under them with jeans. We all then went to Babyland General in Cleveland and saw a baby get born and looked at all the babies. In the BabyLand New Born Nursery, we got to hold newborn babies and get pictures with them, and Isabelle found one called Bella Nell. In the lobby, we saw tons of big kids, and Anna found one called Anna Colette. We saw a school bus with BABYLAND ELEMENTARY SCHOOL written on it, and I saw a doll called Bunnie Zora, I just only liked the Zora part. The baby born was a girl and this birthday kid there named it Isabella Louise. When we were leaving after the baby was born, me, Anna and Isabelle were all talking about how the name Isabella was fine, just not Louise. We then got tons of pictures, and then went to McDonald's to eat. I got 10 chicken nuggets and ate everything, and so did Belle and Anna got a 6 piece Kid's Meal and she ate everything. Then, they left and we were so sad. But at least we'll see Anna, Kevin and Ms. Shalina in the summer!

Sleepover

My sister, Isabelle's friend Morgan is coming over to spend the night and my friend, Hope, is coming over as well! So tonight I will be playing with Hope, and she and I get to hold, feed, and maybe even soak my bearded dragon lizard, Zora! Hurray! I WILL HAVE FUN TONIGHT CHITLINS!!!

No More Glasses For Me! It's Contact Time!

After school, I went to the eye doctor, and I got to get contacts! The only problem? I can't get them out. My mom will have to literally tie me to the couch and have my dad amputate my eyes to get these things out! Okay, not really but it's funny to say. ANYWAY, I had the eye doctor get my contacts, in I just am scared to get them out! I'm not kidding peeps, you've gotta look straight and you have to take your left hand and hold your eye lid up, and pull the bottom of your eye down with your right middle finger, then you take your right forefinger and thumb and pinch the contact to get it out. Now ya see why I'm all freaked out about getting these eyebally things out! I also got a green and white case for my contacts and some liquid thingy you have to put in the case to keep the contacts happy little eyebally things, it's like they're living in a pool! I guess it's summertime for them everyday. They must have learned to swim when they were water. Wait, they'd have to swim in themselves....what are contacts made of again?

VALENTINE PARTY!

Today at my school we had an Early Release day and so we partied the entire day. First, we ate doughnuts shaped like hearts and had orange juice. A girl in my class named Baylee's mom is our room mom, and she brought some CD's to school so we listened to "I've Got A Feeling", "Rock Star", "All The Single Ladies," and had a blast. Next, we listened to the CD and watched a bubble blowing contest. My group was me, Sarah, Baylee, Hope, and Crystal. My teacher, Ms. Davis was judging and using my camera to take pictures. In my group, Baylee won, (I didn't blow my best bubble) and in the final round, it was Myliah, Baylee, Vivian, Anayely, Aquaveun and Amanda. We crowned Anayely champion! She blew a bubble about the size of her face! Next, we played some and opened our valentines! I got tons of candy, which I love (candy is my favorite sugar!) I got a valentine from everyone in my class, even some of my teachers! I had a ton of fun! We then turned off the lights and we watched Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown. We then packed up at about 11: 20 and they started calling Car Riders about 11:25. Since I stay in my classroom until they call WolfPack (my school's afterschool program for kids who have to stay late because their parents are at work or something) I got to write the buses and play with Hope and Cameron! Talk about a fun day!