Life's Gotten Boring...What's There To Tell?

My life's gotten boring. Hasn't every body's? Nobody's got anything to tell. Getting bored? Go ahead, be bored. But listen to me. I may not be telling exciting things, but they're things so let's get on with it.


Lunch Talk 101

Have you ever had a lunch where when people are talking you're like, "Seriously? This is an eating establishment!" Then there are moments like these...


My family talked about this when we were at the Diner at Sugar Hill with my grandparents, my aunt (who I haven't seen in a year, {she works in California [I really wish she didn't!]} because she's working and living in California) were talking about nasty stuff:

The Many Stories of Throw Up

1) The Bucket of Joy
Apparently my mom threw up in a bucket on a ride when she was younger and the bucket was full of water. Some guy was coming up the ladder...AND THE BUCKET SPILLED ON HIM!
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2) The Green Scene
My parents were on a ride that goes back and forth. Some kid was getting green. "Ew!" thought Mom. The ride keeps rocking. The kid gets greener. Suddenly, HACK! The kid throws up. The throw up falls on people below!
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Before you go, "Hayden, that's gross!" just listen...



The Stories of Weirdness

You probably don't want to hear these...so I won't tell you about BOOM! Dynamite. That's gross. And people probably don't wanna hear that.


So...the moral of this post?


Life's gotten boring...what's there to tell?