Far Away From The Big One Oh-Oh

My goal this year is to have 100 posts for this year! So far, only 29 as of just writing this one...and if that's bad enough, in 2008 I only had 6 posts and in 2009, I only went up a few to 18! I was a beginner no doubt and this blog is three years old on November 15th! Yea my blog! You guys are the only reason it's cool cause you actually believe my blog is cool! It's okay if you don't think so though, except if you want trouble...ha ha ha :-) But if you like my blog, you can add Hayden's Highly Hilarious Hijinks to your favorites list so you can hang on my blog anytime you want.

Summer Fun

Things we get to do this summer...


get to go to Marco Island, Florida
go to Lake Lanier Islands
hang at the dock
go tubing and ride in the boat
swim
play with friends
Kevin and Anna come to our house
NO SCHOOL! (always a crowd favorite)
play outside


AND MORE THINGS I CAN'T THINK OF!

Family Feud ANSWERS and the Moral of the Story; ERIN AND THE MEDAL!

Well, hello everyone I know you are very desperate to find out the top two answers in FAMILY FEUD! I went to Google and the top 2nd answer was:


2. Black!

If you said black, you are in second place! And the if you said the top answer, you won! The top answer is....


GRAY!

Congrats to all who played Family Feud!


THE MORAL


Now if you said the moral of the story Erin and the Medal was what is displayed down here, you're a winner!


THE MORAL WAS: honesty gets you everywhere.


Congrats to all who played and thank you for reading my blog!

From Hope's House...

I am at Hope's house. Hope is my BFFL, besides Flavia and Katelyn and Vivian and Paola and Jacqueline and Kevin and Anna and Elliot and...out of breath, but there's way more. She's awesome. She is a really great friend. If you look at that picture We're From A Play..., she's Miss Got Rocks. She thinks that picture is ugly. Sorry, it's not coming off my blog, Hopie!

From us to you....

Last night, me and Isabelle left a note for our fairies, Bracker and Tangle. After we wrote everything we needed to, we then said, "Can you tear off the bottom of this paper and leave this part at Kevin and Anna's house?" We gave them Kevin and Anna's address. And then, we woke up this morning and went to get the paper and our fairies had taken the letter to Kevin and Anna's house! Cool! Now, if you are Kevin and Anna, read on. If you aren't good bye.

FOR KEVIN AND ANNA ONLY:

Okay, so when you read this, comment if you wish, then you can go outside and try to find the note our fairies gave to you. Then you can write a note to them yourselves. Then you leave it outside with a pencil and they come during the middle of the night and they write to you! It's really cool. Now goodbye to all.

Uggghhh!

Can July come any slower? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Personally, I believe the months should go May, July, June. Because...I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF MY 9 YEAR OLD LIFE! I want to be 10! Plus, Kevin and Anna to come! WHY, OH, WHY CAN'T JULY COME FASTER? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Family 5k

SATURDAY, SATURAY, SATURDAY! Historic Buford 5K Rally! BE THERE, BE THERE, BE THERE!

Sorry if that started out weird, I just am a little weird. I think I get it from my dad. JK! :) Anyway, today was the Historic Buford 5K Race, and me, Mom, Dad, Grammy, Grandy, Mrs. Amy Wright, Mr. Wright, Erin, Katie, Isabelle, Christine and Ms. Tonya raced in it! And Erin got 2nd place in 10 Years and Younger group. I ran with my Grandy (Grandpa) and Isabelle ran with Mom and Dad, Grammy and Christine ran by theirselves. Erin, Tonya, and Amy ran together, and Katie and Mr. Wright ran together. It was a whole lot of fun.

The sad news? Erin feels like she really didn't win her medal. Read the story, Erin and the Medal down below to find out why:

Erin and the Medal

A TRUE 5K STORY

When Erin Wright got to the loop on the course, some guy was standing there. She was walking with Tonya and Amy, and the guy said, "Sorry, but you've got to go this way, since you're walking. No loop." Well, that's what Erin said he said. Anyway...so they went down the road the guy told them too, doo da doo da doo. And they cross the finish line with 23.00! And at the awards ceremony, Erin got 2nd place! But she didn't feel she deserved it. So she told her mom, Amy, to go give it back to the people. But the people didn't take it back. "Just keep it." They said.

The moral of the story is: well, you guess. Your comment is the answer you think it is. On June 11th, (the same day the Family Feud type game closes) the moral of the story will be posted on a post called: THE MORAL OF THE STORY: ERIN AND THE MEDAL.

Dang, Darn, the 2 D's Of Misery

Ugh! My mom has to work out at this place called PUR, and she has to send us to this dumb Kid Zone place. It's ages 4 months-10 years, and it STINKS! Nobody does anything, except glue their eyes to the television (which they're always showing baby movies like G-Rated movies.) Plus, the kids are always rough housing, and there's nobody I know, except Natalie Arlotta, my friend, who's there sometimes, and then my other friend Olivia, but they don't go every time. So all I have to do is sit and be bored. Ugh! And of course, Mom has to make me go there tonight at 6:35! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :-(

Some Family Feud Type Fun For Ya

WHY IN THE WORLD DOES SUMMER HAVE TO BE SO BORING!?!?!?!?!

Oh, hey peoples. If you're wondering why I said there's gonna be some Family Feud fun for you. Okay, the top three answers are on the thingy. Here's your question:



WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR COLOR FOR A CAR?


1.
2.
3.


If you want to answer, leave your answer with your comment. On June 10th, the poll is closing. You cannot comment after that day. Then, on June 11th, you come to the blog and the answers will be posted! Ready, set, FEUD!

1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare A Water Balloon War!

Today, was a really pretty day outside. So, me, my mom and Isabelle went and got sandwiches from Blimpie and went home. Mom got a picnic blanket and put it on the driveway. Isabelle brought out her WaterBalloony! Deluxe set of water balloons. So, we ate and then we got out the hose and blew up water balloons. Soon, we got to throw them at each other! Isabelle and I got soaked. Mom didn't. Then, we saved turtles and fish by cleaning up the balloon shards before they went down the drain that leads to the lake! Yea! We saved cute little baby turtles! Turtles, if you were wondering, are very cute. Or at least I think so. :)

Kevin

Kevin is my best boy buddy. I've known him since I was 5 months old, when my mom made up a Playgroup. Now, 10 years later, the O'Flahertys are the greatest friends we've ever had! Me and Kevin may be naughty sometimes, but we're really good friends. Our moms are crazy for cameras, and we have too many pictures...don't you agree? If you know Ginnie or Shalina, you'd know what I'm talking about...


If you want more info about me and Kevin, check out his post called Hayden on Kevin's Blog! On my Favorite Blogs list, click on Kevin's Blog and look on the post, Hayden, and Kevin will have posted more about me and him! :-)

Anna

Anna is my best girl friend. I've known her for her entire life. She may be 7 years old, and she's only in the 2nd grade, but I really love her. She's really funny too. When Anna was over at my house in February, she made up 2 imaginary friends, Poopa and Peeba. HA! Me and Isabelle had to crack up at that. Her birthday is January 18th, and I really love her. She's really cute too.

Saying Goodbyes

*Cry!* *Cry!* It's so sad that my sister, Isabelle, just graduated 1st grade and is leaving our loved Buford Elementary school! My mom is really sad she can't be apart of the school anymore, she's sad she's leaving and isn't PTO President anymore. She loved the last 5 years of being Pres. Now, we're both big kids and going to the Buford Academy, where it gets boring. Isabelle doesn't understand that the Academy isn't like the Elementary where it's an all day fun fest. At the Academy, sometimes it's a boring yawn day. We're leaving the fun behind...goodbye Fun Land!

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

Good afternoon, America, I'm Hayden Wiggs and you're listening to Wiggs News at 6:00. Our top story today is: Summer Things We Should Be Doing. Let's go to our reporter on the scene, which is still me.


Hi, I'm Hayden, again, and I'm going to tell you the story of: Summer Things We Should Be Doing Instead of Sitting Around The House All Day! Literally, my first two days of summer have been really boring. We've been doing nothing. Back to me again in the main thingy where we film Wiggs News at 6:00.

That's our story today. See you tomorrow on Wiggs News at 6:00 for our next story...which I don't know what that is. Goodbye.


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I'm just making things up here, people.

yawn, yawn, YAWN!

Ugh, summer boredom! I am already looking forward to when school gets back in, so far my summer has been this:


yawn
yawn
yawn
yawn
YAWN!

I mean, really, can't we do something other than sitting at home all day? WHY, O'FLAHERTYS, WHY CAN'T YOU COME NOW AND STAY FOREVER!?!?!?!?!

PS: Comment, will you people?

Thank you for your cooperation. Get off the Internet safely. Bye.

Our Play and the Last Day of School Sadness

Are many of you wondering what SISB means? Well here's what it means:

Sadly
Its
Summer
Break

Sadly, it's that time of year when you get out of school for boring summer vacation. Not that all of it's boring, it's just I like to be busy. And while you're at school, you're busy. That's why I like school. You're barely ever bored. (except when the lesson is boring, but we're not going there today) But at home, sometimes there's nothing to do. Cause if you're like me and you're always loosing stuff, then you'd understand. Most of you people are very good, and don't get in trouble... But at school, my teacher was Ms. Davis. And until December 4th, our learning-to-be-a-teacher college student (who graduated in December 2009) Mrs. Pittman. Sadly, Ms. Davis is retiring, and none of the other kids are ever going to experience her magical fun powers. :-( And also sadly, one of our PE coaches, Coach Antwine, won't be there next year because of STUPID TEACHER CUTS! Ugh! We all hate those cuts. CURSE YOU TEACHER CUTS! Oh, you want to hear about Cinderella, our play, hmmm? Well, while I'm thinking of what to tell you... read the cast list!

CAST

Cinderella......Paola Navarro

Prince Charming......Elam Rothweiler

King Grumble-Knees......Clay Castleman

Greta Snaggle-Bones......Vivian Vo

Lulu Lolly......Jacqueline Burgos

Bella Bomb......Anayely Arroyo

Fairy Godmother......Hayden Wiggs

Mr. Sez-So......Aquaveun Johnson

Snitwick......Joan Molina

MICE

Nibbles......Mick Reese

Sweetie Pie......Yamileth Palacios

Cheese Head......Nick Diaz

Squeaky......Cameron Archer

Nosy......Ellis Zsoldos

Sam......Asa Jones

FANCY LADIES

Miss Hooty-Toot......Sarah Zubar

Miss Peeper......Myliah Brown

Miss Fuss Pot......Suzette Mejia

Miss Got Rocks......Hope Maiseroulle

CHORUS:

Blue......Baylee Taylor

Yellow......Amanda Padilla

Green......Armando Almazan

Red......Daniel Gonzalez

Orange......Crystal Padilla

Purple......Grant Gonzalez

Pumpkin......Jarod Riegel

Cinderella's Father......Jarod Riegel

Narrators......Hunter Akins & Adam Chambers

Finally, I know what to write. Okay, so the story is the same as that Walt Disney movie. Ratty old maid, Cinderella, can't go to the ball so she wishes for her Fairy Godmother and goes to the ball, loses her slipper, fits the slipper, marries the Prince...blah, blah, blah. But ours is FUNNIER!

Far away and long ago begins the tale of a sad and lonely girl named Cinderella, whom had become the slave of her cranky stepmother, Greta Snaggle-Bones, and her two whining demanding stepsisters, Lulu Lolly and Bella Bomb. Cinderella's life hadn't started out this way. She was a happy little girl with a loving mother and father. Her mother became very ill and passed away. Cinderella became even closer to her father. Then, Cinderella's father thought that Cinderella needed a mother. He was quite wealthy and a very good catch. The evil, but beautiful, Greta Snaggle-Bones, tricked Cinderella's father into marrying her, and the rest is history. Cinderella's father went on a mission for the king, and got lost along the way. He had been gone for many, many years, and Cinderella feared the worst. With him out of the way, her stepmother made Cinderella's life miserable. Cinderella's only friends were the mice who lived in the house. They loved her dearly, and worried constantly about her being so tired from working all the time. They usually snuck up into her room at night and comforted her as she cried quietly into the night. She cried because she missed her father, and longed for him to return and rescue her from the loneliness and drudgery of her life.

That's the beginning part the narrators, Hunter and Adam, said. If you want me too, I'll write a post that has the entire play on it. Look for that above this post!

The Last Day of School...HURRAY! Summer Chores...BOO.

Hurray, hurray, hurray! The last day of school is tomorrow! I AM SO EXCITED!


Why I Am Happy

Because, when we get out of school....KEVIN AND ANNA COME! WE GO TO MARCO ISLAND! WE PLAY AT THE LAKE! MY BIRTHDAY COMES! :-D


This Just In...Bad News About Summer!

What's the bad news you ask? Summer chores! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! :-(

Talented Award Winning Child

Yesterday at my school's Talent Show, I got two awards! I got on the 'A Honor Roll' which means I got all A's on my report card all this year! Yeah! Also, I got a Technology Award, which means I did really good in that special! Yeah! I smart-smart!

WiiMailing Fun

Okay, so people, I just found out you can email from your Wii! WiiMailing is so cool! I already have my friend Katelyn and my other friend Cameron and Kevin and Anna registered! Coolness, I know.

The Terrible Tragedy and TVR Photos!

Me and Elliot Showing Off Elliot's Bacon Birthday Cake


It Was A Breakfast Ride, The Day it was Elliot's Birthday, So Me, Chris, Cassie, and Arabella Made Elliot A Bacon Birthday Cake!

Me In The Funkhana With Kermit, My Horse

I Take A Picture Of Elliot While He's Taking A Picture Of Me Taking A Picture of Him

Best Friends Forever!

This year, I hate to say it but I can't describe my trip! Wanna know why? CAUSE THERE WAS WAY TOO MUCH GOOD STUFF TO REMEMBER! Sorry folks who wanted to know about my trip, but I'm really sorry, Elliot especially. At least there are pictures!

Just Chilling With The Family!

Bob's Bathtub Is Not The Kind Of Bathtub You Want To Bathe In! YUCK!


"I'm Queen of the Pool!"

Even Professional Cowboys Need A Nap After A Long Ride in the Wild West!

The Waiting is ENDLESS!

My goodness, will next Friday never come? It's been years it feels like since I've been in Tanque Verde Ranch in Tuscon, Arizona! My waiting is endless, and I can't believe though it's next week! Yeah! Except the waiting part, that kills my enthusiasm.