New York...OH MY GOSH!

My parents went away to Vegas together for the weekend while me and my sister Belle got to go to Grammy and Grandy camp! Otherwise known as the Double G's Magical Mystery Camp. We had no clue what we were doing until Thursday: WE GOT TO GO TO NEW YORK CITY! It was awesome! Our Marriott hotel was in Times Square and it was great! Read about it now!

We got to the airport and said goodbye to my mom, and we got on the plane. After the 2 hour plane ride, we got into a taxi and checked into the hotel. Afterwords we did a fun little Midnight Chocolate shopping! We went to the world famous Hershey's chocolate store and I got a Statue of Liberty bear holding Hershey Kisses (which I happily started eating) and we went to bed.

The next day we went to the American Museum of Natural History and saw the Hayden Planetarium show called Journey to the Stars. It was really interesting. We then saw Lizards and Snakes ALIVE! a little exhibit with lots of cool lizards and snakes! In the video we saw there was a flying lizard and snake. Weird!

After the museum we had a horse drawn carriage ride through Central Park! The horse was a nice horse named Smoky. He loved Isabelle, and kissed her at the end of the tour. We saw cool things like the statue of Balto the Dog Who Saved Nome. We also saw the Central Park Zoo and other cool things!

The next day we went and saw really old 1900's boats and weird street performers where one guy shoved himself into a teeny box. It hurt just looking at him! We ate Haagen Dazs ice cream and we went on a cruise ship and saw the Statue of Liberty, Ellis Island, the Brooklyn Bridge, Chrysler Building, the Empire State Building, Governor's Island, Roosevelt Island and tons more! It was so cool! We also saw Mary Poppins, on Broadway that night! It was the most amazing show I'd ever seen! At the end, Mary Poppins flew over the crowd on her umbrella! We also played a game of Putt-Putt Golf together. The score was:

GRANDY: 306 (not really)
HAYDEN: 19
GRAMMY: 19
ISABELLE: 19

Today we left. I am really sad. I didn't want to leave New York City, but it was really cool.


THANK YOU MOM AND DAD FOR GOING TO VEGAS TOGETHER AND THANK YOU GRAMMY AND GRANDY FOR TAKING US TO NEW YORK CITY!

This Post Just Won the Angriest Post in the World for the World Record Book 2010

5th grade so far does not seem like a fun year this year for like a billion jillion reasons.

1. For the first time ever I got a MAN TEACHER!!!
2. NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE IN MY CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:-(
3. I didn't get the teacher I WANTED!!!!!!!!!!
4. This year is going to stink worse than my dad's shoes after a 5k


everybody else I know got either Mrs. Davis or Mrs. Morgan. Why can't I be lucky and get to join my friends? It seems like my whole group of friends are having a party in Mrs. Davis's class because literally (LITERALLY!!) everybody I know is in that class. Me? I'm being by myself in a class with some man teacher when I wanted a woman. The saying about life being unfair?
It's true.

It's Almost Time To Party...

Pump up the party 'cause your favorite four kids are back for the 10th year ever! That's right! HKAI 2010 starts Monday, July 12th!!! Rated PG for way too much awesomeness.

Did you like how I made HKAI 2010 sound like it was a movie? If it was, it'd be the #1 Movie in America. We'd be all famous, me, Anna, Kevin, Shalina, my mom and Belle. R U Ready for the most awesome news ever? KEVIN AND ANNA COME IN ONLY 2 DAYS AND MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!!!!


My last day of being single digits for the rest of my life is here, today, right now. This is the last time I'll spend the time 1:24, as nine. Wow...I'm getting sad...

The Mayfield Dairy

Today, after my mom's Weight Watchers meeting (Mom's doing AWESOME in that) we met my Grammy and my great grandmother, Mozzie to eat lunch at Arby's (America's Roast Beef Yes 'Sir! Not many people know that. Now you do) and then drove down to the Mayfield Dairy in Braselton. We looked around and bit and my mom found a cow print mouse pad. She called it a 'cow patty'. Everyone found that hysterical! Isabelle found this fancy ring that had an "I" on it, and she got it and she's been wearing it all day. We then went into the theatre and we watched a video about Mayfield Diary. It was interesting...then we had to put on...(you might want to act surprised just for me for this next part).................HAIRNETS!!! AAAAAAH! It was WEIRD FEELING!!! yeah...anyway...our tour guide was some guy named Al who also had the men wear BEARD NETS! HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAA! Poor men. Mom said she should have gotten one for Dad. That would have been HYSTERICAL!!! But she didn't. In the movie, they said that they started their first Mayfield Dairy 100 YEARS AGO IN ATHENS, TENNESSEE!!! That was a long time ago! Anyway Al took us to this room in the back and showed us how they clean the milk. They use this machinery to take out the unwanted flavors and odors. It was pretty cool. We also got to see how they get the milk from farmers everywhere from as far as Indiana. They had many different trucks. There was one from Florida that had a really weird saying about how Florida Milk Always Tastes Best! I thought they had the best orange juice. We then went to see how they bottle the milk. Instead of using plain old clear bottles they use yellow bottles that way the sun rays don't damage the milk. Plus we also learned that the "expiration date" on the bottle is the SELL BY date. The milk will last 10 to 5 days AFTER the sell by date. Mom said Dad wouldn't believe her. He's the type that he says, "Oh, it's the expiration date. Let's throw it out." Mom said Dad would find that useful information. At the end of the tour we got ICE CREAM!!! I got a COOKIES AND CREAM DOUBLE SCOOP!!! Oh, and also a really cool ORANGE T-shirt saying 'Life Is Short...Eat Dessert First!' with Mayfield Dairy at the bottom. Plus, two stick figures, a stick dog and a stick man were standing on the shirt and the stick guy was eating ice cream from Mayfield and his dog was drinking Mayfield Milk from a bowl. Then we left. I had a fun day at the Mayfield Dairy.

Death Awaits The Ones Who Do Wait

WHY IN THE WORLD CAN'T JULY 12th COME FASTER? ANNA AND KEVIN SHOULD BE HERE!! IF IT WERE UP TO TEAM HKAI, WE'D EITHER LIVE NEXT DOOR OR BE SIBLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:-(

HKAI 2010 Comes Monday and Hayden and the 10th Year Comes Sunday and Marco Island Adventure Comes Next Friday!!!!

Can you believe it? I'm almost 10 years old!!!! Sunday, July 11th is the day single digits will never meet me again on my birthday! Hurray! I soooooooo want an iPod Touch!!! That's my birthday gift I really hope I get!




UGH! Can Monday, July 12th get here any faster? My two best friends in the entire world, Kevin and Anna O'Flaherty are coming to my house for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday!!!! They are SO fun to play with! We always play Wii, Wizards, we watch TV together, we do board games, we go to the lake, we draw pictures, we play on Nintendo DS's, and other fun cool stuff!




Friday, July 16th is the worst and best at the same time. Here's why:

WORST: Kevin and Anna leave and we don't get to see them until July 2011 at their house
BEST: We leave to go to Marco Island, Florida

At Marco Island, our Grandy's (grandfather as in my Mom's dad) parents live there. I love going to see Great Grandma and Great Grandpa. I also love going to their apartment's pool and the BEACH!!! I love the BEACH! It's so pretty! I like swimming out to the sandbar and finding cool seashells and building sandcastles and digging your hands so deep in the sand you can't feel them anymore!!!! I can't wait!!!

GRRRRRRRRRR! >:-(

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The Revealing of the New Game

Sorry I forgot to give you guys the game on Saturday...I was busy...any way, are you ready for the revealing of the brand new weekly Hayden's Highly Hilarious Hijinks game? Okay...the game is.......scroll down for the answer





A QUIZ!


Every week you'll get a new quiz, then on Friday I'll post the winners!





Here is the first game quiz EVER!



Quiz #1, June 30th, 2010

And Your Question Is...


What video game is my favorite?


a. Wii Sports Resort (Wii)
b. Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter (DS)
c. MySims Kingdom (DS)
d. MySims Agents (DS)
e. Mario & Sonic at the Vancouver Winter Olympic Games (Wii)




Guess the right answer and you'll win 100 points! Try to guess by Friday, sorry you barely have any time, but hey, I can't help the fact I was busy! So if you want to answer just comment and say your answer. I'll see you Friday! Let's see at the end of July who's got the most points! Whoo hoo!

A New Kind of Hayden's Fun

Did you like the game, Family Feud I put on here? Well guess what's coming to Hayden's Highly Hilarious Hijinks this Saturday! A NEW WEEKLY GAME! Come back every week for a new question and we'll see who won! I'll keep track of your score! You get points for every question you got right!


If you got the 1st place answer you get 100 points
If you got the 2nd place answer you get 50 points
If you got the 3rd place answer you get 10 points
If you got nothing right, well 0 points. At the end of each week, on Sunday, I'll post the winners and the answers. Remember, do not rub your winning in another player's face. Thank you.

Come to my blog this Saturday for the revealing of the new game! And on Monday...THE GAME...CAN BE...PLAYED. So come back every week for a new game, come back Saturday for the revealing of the new game, and come on Monday to play the new game. See you Saturday!\


NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. COMMENT YOUR ANSWER ON haydenshighlyhilarioushijinks.blogspot.com. MANY WILL ENTER, ONLY 3 WILL WIN. SUBJECT TO OFFICIAL RULES AT haydenshighlyhilarioushijinks.blogspot.com. CONTEST ENDS EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AT 12:00 PM. PLAYERS CAN BE FROM THE 50 STATES EXCLUDING MAINE. VOID WHERE PERMITTED.

Sci-Fi PART TWO

Sorry I couldn't finish the post Sci-Fi yesterday, it was just so busy at camp. Okay, so I'm going to start with Monday, then Tuesday then Wednesday, and Thursday and Friday will be on another post, Sci-Fi PART THREE...


MARVELOUS MONDAY



On Monday, we did the owl pellets, like Sci-Fi PART ONE said, then we went to It's Electric! and we had balloon experiments. We had one experiment were two chairs held up a string with two balloons far away from each other. Me and MacKenzie were one group, so we took the wool cloth provided and rubbed it on the purple balloon. Then, because of the cloth rubbing the blue and purple balloons started to attract each other! Cool! Then, at another station you had a balloon and you poured water by the balloon into a bucket and the balloon would make the water bend! At another station, you took a balloon and you made Styrofoam packing peanuts float! Also you made paper circles float too.




TERRIFIC TUESDAY




First in our first class, Straight From The Owl's Mouth, remember how we were doing that owl pellet thing, and me, Maddie and MacKenzie sorted our bones and glued them on pieces of paper, then we identified which animal the bones belonged to and what part of the body it was. Then in our second class, we had a string of batteries taped together and we had a long wire with Christmas lights on it, and we connected the wire to both sides of the battery string and the lights glowed!



WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY



Today, we went to our first class, Meteorology Mayhem! and we made thermometers, anemometers, all the memometers on the Weather Channel. Then in Changes Happen, we made chemical and physical changes. We made a gooey object out of glue, food coloring and water with baking soda in it. It was really cool...then comes the story of Mr. and Mrs. Gooey and their sons, Goounior and Gooby...


MR. GOOEY AND HIS FAMILY

In Car Riders me and my friend Mia were playing with our goo. We named mine Mrs. Gooey (cause the green was lighter color) and hers Mr. Gooey (cause the green was darker) and they got married and had two children, their Goobamentary (Elementary) School son, Goounior and their Gooey State College son, Gooby. They lived happily in Goobtown, Goobington D.C. Mia thought they should be rich, so they were. They had a long line of products called Mr. Gooey; A Family Company like Mr. Gooey Body Moisturizing Pads, Mr. Gooey Pencils, Mr. Gooey Engagement Rings (Mia's idea). These fake Mr. Gooey commercials were on GOO Family (ABC Family) and Mia thought Mr. Gooey should have a TV show. So he did. The Weird and Magical Mr. Gooey was on GOO Family at 8/9c at nights so Goo children everywhere could watch it.



STAY TUNED FOR SCI-FI PART THREE! COMING FRIDAY, JUNE 18th!

Sci-Fi PART ONE

Today was the start of my school's Camp H.I.P.E. It's called Camp H.I.P.E because our school mascot is a wolf and wolves howl which is the same thing, plus it stands for Hypothesize, Investigate, Predict, Experiment. See? H-I-P-E! I'll tell you all the things we did today...


First, we went to Mrs. Christian's room to go disect owl pellets. My group was me, my new friends Maddie Garrett and MacKenzie Staples. We found 2 skulls. Maddie thought that there were two animals in the pellet. I was the one that pulled the bones out of the pellet, Maddie cleaned them, and MacKenzie was the observer. I have to go eat lunch now, but more details on Camp H.I.P.E are coming soon!

Two Really Weird Things

On Friday, I went with my friend Katelyn to Lake Lanier Islands. At the Chattahoochee Rapids ride, me, Katelyn, Lucas, and Juliet (we'd met up with her at the wave pool.) were standing in front of these two boys. Every time somebody passed us on the waterslide they'd yell, "I love you!" or "Have a wonderful day, sir/ma'am!" And one little boy passed them, his booty was scratching the slide. "Ow, ow, ow, ow!" He was yelling. One of the boys said, "Hey, cute stuff, what's your name?" The boy could say nothing but "Ow." The boy said, "I love that name! Did your parents pick it out for you?" They started laughing. Then, an old guy passed by and the boy said, "Have a wonderful day, beautiful." TO A MAN! Katelyn, Juliet, Lucas and I found that hysterical.

At the Splashdown! ride, me, Katelyn, Lucas, Juliet, Gabby and Zayta (we'd met up with them at the Fun Dunker) were listening to the Justin Bieber (he stinks) song playing on the speakers, and Katelyn told us a funny story about our friend Zechariah:


A Justin Bieber song was playing at school one day (at a peprally) and Zech says, "Is this Hannah Montana?" Katelyn looked at him and said, "No, this is Justin Bieber." Zechariah looks confused, "Is this a girl? Can Justin be a girl's name?" Katelyn stared at him, "No, this is a boy." Zech stared at her. "Then he needs voice therapy."

Far Away From The Big One Oh-Oh

My goal this year is to have 100 posts for this year! So far, only 29 as of just writing this one...and if that's bad enough, in 2008 I only had 6 posts and in 2009, I only went up a few to 18! I was a beginner no doubt and this blog is three years old on November 15th! Yea my blog! You guys are the only reason it's cool cause you actually believe my blog is cool! It's okay if you don't think so though, except if you want trouble...ha ha ha :-) But if you like my blog, you can add Hayden's Highly Hilarious Hijinks to your favorites list so you can hang on my blog anytime you want.

Summer Fun

Things we get to do this summer...


get to go to Marco Island, Florida
go to Lake Lanier Islands
hang at the dock
go tubing and ride in the boat
swim
play with friends
Kevin and Anna come to our house
NO SCHOOL! (always a crowd favorite)
play outside


AND MORE THINGS I CAN'T THINK OF!

Family Feud ANSWERS and the Moral of the Story; ERIN AND THE MEDAL!

Well, hello everyone I know you are very desperate to find out the top two answers in FAMILY FEUD! I went to Google and the top 2nd answer was:


2. Black!

If you said black, you are in second place! And the if you said the top answer, you won! The top answer is....


GRAY!

Congrats to all who played Family Feud!


THE MORAL


Now if you said the moral of the story Erin and the Medal was what is displayed down here, you're a winner!


THE MORAL WAS: honesty gets you everywhere.


Congrats to all who played and thank you for reading my blog!

From Hope's House...

I am at Hope's house. Hope is my BFFL, besides Flavia and Katelyn and Vivian and Paola and Jacqueline and Kevin and Anna and Elliot and...out of breath, but there's way more. She's awesome. She is a really great friend. If you look at that picture We're From A Play..., she's Miss Got Rocks. She thinks that picture is ugly. Sorry, it's not coming off my blog, Hopie!

From us to you....

Last night, me and Isabelle left a note for our fairies, Bracker and Tangle. After we wrote everything we needed to, we then said, "Can you tear off the bottom of this paper and leave this part at Kevin and Anna's house?" We gave them Kevin and Anna's address. And then, we woke up this morning and went to get the paper and our fairies had taken the letter to Kevin and Anna's house! Cool! Now, if you are Kevin and Anna, read on. If you aren't good bye.

FOR KEVIN AND ANNA ONLY:

Okay, so when you read this, comment if you wish, then you can go outside and try to find the note our fairies gave to you. Then you can write a note to them yourselves. Then you leave it outside with a pencil and they come during the middle of the night and they write to you! It's really cool. Now goodbye to all.

Uggghhh!

Can July come any slower? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Personally, I believe the months should go May, July, June. Because...I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF MY 9 YEAR OLD LIFE! I want to be 10! Plus, Kevin and Anna to come! WHY, OH, WHY CAN'T JULY COME FASTER? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Family 5k

SATURDAY, SATURAY, SATURDAY! Historic Buford 5K Rally! BE THERE, BE THERE, BE THERE!

Sorry if that started out weird, I just am a little weird. I think I get it from my dad. JK! :) Anyway, today was the Historic Buford 5K Race, and me, Mom, Dad, Grammy, Grandy, Mrs. Amy Wright, Mr. Wright, Erin, Katie, Isabelle, Christine and Ms. Tonya raced in it! And Erin got 2nd place in 10 Years and Younger group. I ran with my Grandy (Grandpa) and Isabelle ran with Mom and Dad, Grammy and Christine ran by theirselves. Erin, Tonya, and Amy ran together, and Katie and Mr. Wright ran together. It was a whole lot of fun.

The sad news? Erin feels like she really didn't win her medal. Read the story, Erin and the Medal down below to find out why:

Erin and the Medal

A TRUE 5K STORY

When Erin Wright got to the loop on the course, some guy was standing there. She was walking with Tonya and Amy, and the guy said, "Sorry, but you've got to go this way, since you're walking. No loop." Well, that's what Erin said he said. Anyway...so they went down the road the guy told them too, doo da doo da doo. And they cross the finish line with 23.00! And at the awards ceremony, Erin got 2nd place! But she didn't feel she deserved it. So she told her mom, Amy, to go give it back to the people. But the people didn't take it back. "Just keep it." They said.

The moral of the story is: well, you guess. Your comment is the answer you think it is. On June 11th, (the same day the Family Feud type game closes) the moral of the story will be posted on a post called: THE MORAL OF THE STORY: ERIN AND THE MEDAL.

Dang, Darn, the 2 D's Of Misery

Ugh! My mom has to work out at this place called PUR, and she has to send us to this dumb Kid Zone place. It's ages 4 months-10 years, and it STINKS! Nobody does anything, except glue their eyes to the television (which they're always showing baby movies like G-Rated movies.) Plus, the kids are always rough housing, and there's nobody I know, except Natalie Arlotta, my friend, who's there sometimes, and then my other friend Olivia, but they don't go every time. So all I have to do is sit and be bored. Ugh! And of course, Mom has to make me go there tonight at 6:35! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :-(

Some Family Feud Type Fun For Ya

WHY IN THE WORLD DOES SUMMER HAVE TO BE SO BORING!?!?!?!?!

Oh, hey peoples. If you're wondering why I said there's gonna be some Family Feud fun for you. Okay, the top three answers are on the thingy. Here's your question:



WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR COLOR FOR A CAR?


1.
2.
3.


If you want to answer, leave your answer with your comment. On June 10th, the poll is closing. You cannot comment after that day. Then, on June 11th, you come to the blog and the answers will be posted! Ready, set, FEUD!